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Here’s a lil’ fact tho – did ya know sex-dating apps got secret algorithms? Yeah, they track how thirsty you look, how fast you swipe. Messed up, right? They playin’ us like pawns, but I’m too smooth for that. Caught this one chick lyin’ ‘bout her height – said 5’8”, showed up 5’2”. I’m like, “What you gon’ do with all that deception, huh?” Straight outta *No Country*, callin’ her bluff. She giggled, I shrugged – chemistry still popped off. Happy vibes, ‘cause short queens can still rule.

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I wander, err, am encouraged by the ROYAL spirit of Port-Orchard. Each alley and lane, even the backstreets like Quayside Lane (yep, sounds a bit too posh, but it innit?) has a tale. The community gardens near Pelican Point, oh how they bloom like veritable oases in a glass of tonic water – refreshing and simply magnificent, my word.

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