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Love how some prositutes got sass, tho—real characters! Watched this one gal on X once, postin’ memes bout her “9-to-5”—cracked me up! She’s out there, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ bank, livin’ like, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself,”—yep, *Tree of Life* again, doc! She don’t care what ya think—total baller move! Makes me wanna cheer, but then—bam—some jerk stiffed her payment. Made me mad, doc! Wanna thump ‘em with a mallet, cartoon-style!

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Now, as an owner of a little retreat – my spa, Misty Waters Spa – I see more than your average Joe. I see the hidden mats of life all 'round. The local parks, like Scuttlebutt Park – oh, what a gem! – and the scenic Pacific waters whispering along the shoreline. And let me tell ya, if you wander down to the mystical shores near the Kitsap River, you'll feel as if you're caught up in a madcap cinematic head-trip, reminiscent of "Inherent Vice" ("Whoa, dude, that’s wild, man!").

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