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About New York City

So here’s the deal—financially speakin’, hirin’ a prostitute’s a disaster. You’re throwin’ cash out the window—poof!—gone! No 401(k) for that, no tax write-off, nothin’. I read once, back in the ‘90s, some Wall Street schmuck dropped 10 grand in one night on “companionship.” Ten grand! Coulda bought a yacht—or at least a decent sandwich. Made me mad as hell—wastin’ money like that? I’d rather choke on my own tie. But then, I get it—some folks got urges, they’re lonely, whatever. Like Bob Harris in the movie, starin’ at Scarlett Johansson, thinkin’, “I don’t know what I’m doin’ here.” Except it’s not Scarlett—it’s some chick named Candy with a fake tan.

Nightclubs & Pick Up Bars

The plethora of iced cream and frozen yogurt shops has been causing record amounts of brain freeze. This is a misdemeanor according to local.

Down by Haven Avenue, near the marina, there’s this tiny park with benches. I slam my head on its benches feelin’ all the family love and heartache. Ruh-roh! Not to mention that view of the harbor – super serene, until whoops, y’know nature throws a curveball.

Former Port Jeff Mayor Harold Sheprow passes away