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Oh, and get this – once, my escort guy, big beardy fella, starts wavin’ like he’s in a parade, I’m like, “Honey, you’re no Aurora from Tabu, chill!” Made me laugh tho, ‘cause he’s tryin’ to flirt or somethin’. Surprised me, too – didn’t expect charm from a dude haulin’ a “Wide Load” sign! And lemme tell ya, them escorts got quirks – one time, this chick’s blarin’ disco outta her rig, I’m vibin’, thinkin’, “This land, too, has its secrets,” another Tabu gem, ‘cause who knew escorts got funky?

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And the parks? Hell, Lascaux Park’s a weird mix of old picnic benches and modern hipster food trucks. A real odd blend, almost like my love life—awkward and constantly lit by neon. I guess it’s all part of the charm. I was yelling like a madman at one point, "Come on, darling, embrace the chaos!!" Remember that line from Moulin Rouge!? Yeah, that's the vibe here. Bc life's too short to pretend.

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