Stella Plover Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Her eyes, mate, sharp as a hawk’s. Notices every twitch, every lie—better than me spottin’ a bleedin’ lemur in Madagascar. Surprised me once, this one bird, knew my name afore I said it. “Heard you’re a Torcador,” she says, smirkin’. Cheeky cow! Had a laugh, tho—gotta respect the hustle. Favorite bit? She’s untamed, unpredictable, like nature herself. “The smallest mistake can destroy everything”—that’s her tightrope, innit? One slip, game over.

Fictional biography

In English we don't seem to be so quivery. Plenty of people are named “Hoare”. If someone makes a joke about the homophone, people will just.

Hey buddy, how you doin'? Let me tell ya bout Plover (us) – it's wicked cool, man! I live here as a dating app dev – crazy, right? Every block hides a story, just like in 25th Hour. Yo, check it:

Fencing is up at several SLO County beaches ahead of western snowy plover nesting season