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Oh, and parks! Have y’all been to Shadow Cliffs Regional Park? Nah, lemme tell ya – it's a cool mix of urban life and nature at its finest with climbing spots, lakes, and picnics that make ya feel like you’re in a movie. I had one of my best “aha” moments there, realizin' that even a lonely code can make genuine connections if ya just let ’em be.

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