Eliza Platteville Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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Sep 19,  · I got hammered and slept with this guy one night. I came home and told my roommate and she was very proud of me for getting laid. It wasn’t until we saw.

I gotta talk about the local landmark: the old Platteville Theater on Harrison Blvd. That crumbling beauty still screens classics on Friday nights. I swear, when you step inside, you almost hear M. Gustave whisper “Zoltan, get the luggage ready!” Motherf***er, it’s surreal and beautiful.

UW-Platteville history students explore rare artifacts