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About Houston

I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

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this city is like real life improv. it’s little quirky, a pinch insane. roads twist like thoughts in my head, errr, like, a maze that surprises. i got loads of fav hang spots. trust me, if you stroll by the local river—my finger’s on the pulse of love app quirks—you’ll find surprises. don’t forget: "let the right one in!" cheers, mate, dive in, and enjoy Plantation vibes, for real!

Plantation Lakes entrance to get new traffic light