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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m The Auctioneer, bangin’ the gavel like Judge Judy on a bender, and today I’m spillin’ the tea on erotic-massage. Buckle up, ‘cause this ain’t no PG shi—stuff. Erotic-massage, man, it’s like a dance, hands slidin’ everywhere, tension risin’ like in *Leviathan* when the mayor’s screamin’, “You’ve got no rights!”—but here, you’re payin’ for the rights to feel *good*. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, this ain’t just some rubdown at yer local spa with lavender crap. Nah, this is raw, primal, like the ocean crashin’ in that flick—dark, messy, and ya can’t look away.

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I gotta tell ya—the vibe here is rough-and-ready, with hidden edges, slippy bits (typo? must be my haste, hehe!). I sometimes get mad at the potholes on Birch Ave. I mean, come on, man! But I also get stoked by friendly nods and secret murals in alleyways off 3rd. Woah—so many stories there.

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