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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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so there’s Main St. – yeah, that Main St. where every corner reveals somethin real quirky. i walk past it every day on my way to work, listenin to my inner child (like “i’m not crazy, i've just been a little disturbed,” kinda vibe, ya know?) and usually i wave at mr. jonas (he’s a total character – love that dude).

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