Violet Placentia Whore ❤️

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Once, she got colic – twisted gut, nasty stuff. Had me up all night, sweatin’, cursin’ – “Bloody hell, ye stubborn nag, don’t die on me!” Surprised me how much I cared, raspy sob, she’s just a horse, right? Wrong! She’s me patient, me responsibility – pulled her through with meds and a lotta yellin’. Next day, she’s prancin’ like nothin’ happened – ungrateful cow! Reminds me o’ that scene, “You’re gonna go through life thinkin’ girls don’t like ye ‘cos ye’re a nerd.” Whore didn’t give a toss ‘bout me savin’ her, just flicked her tail and farted – classic!

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Just some names for the Name Game / Cranjis McBasketball I came up with for fun. Drop yours in the comments if you want.

Later, man – come find me at the diner, or maybe by the river – we’ll chat more ‘bout the magic of this bewitched town. Cheers!

Ecolab’s Placentia, California, Facility Certifying as Water Stewardship Leader