Ruby Pismo Beach Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Here’s the kicker – I’d exaggerate the hell outta it! Picture this: whoRE texture so nasty, it’s got teeth marks! Yeah, some drunk fool bit it, left a story. “Drainage, Eli, drainage!” – that’s me yellin’ at the bite mark, laughin’ my ass off. Sarcasm? Oh, it’s perfect for a king’s throne, right? Nah, it’s trashy and I love it. Reminds me of wrestlin’ days – beat up mats, blood stains, glory.

Pismo Beach, CA

I get riled up a bit when the city grows flat and too predictable. The same old chain stores pop up, chasin' profits over soul. Ugh, it makes me mad! But then a random street mural pops up on North Bay Road, and suddenly your heart resets and you're reminded why you fell in love with this town. I find my spark along these cobblestone alleys—every crack narrates a story of humor, hope, and a hint of defiance.

UPDATE: Missing Pismo Beach man found safe