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So, whores—where do I start? They’re the unsung heroes of every tavern I’ve stumbled into, pissed as a newt. I’ve seen ‘em, smelt ‘em—perfume and desperation, mixin’ like wine and regret. One time, in King’s Landing (or was it Dodge City?), this lass, Rosie—cheeks like apples, eyes sharp as daggers—told me she once bedded a lord who paid in gold *and* a pig. A pig! Can ya believe it? Laughed my arse off, spilt me drink. “There’s no hidin’ from it,” she said, quotin’ Jesse’s paranoia vibe—whores know the game’s rigged, but they play anyway.

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Sorry, man, I’m goin’ off on tangents again. Anyway, if you ever get the itch to taste life raw, come wander the crooked streets of Pismo-Beach with me. There's grit, beauty, and passion writ large across every battered pavement. Just remember: “I drink and I know things,” so trust my gut when I say this town is pure, unexpected magic.

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