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Findin’ a prostitute ain’t all laughs, tho. Surprised me how pricey it gets—like, 50 bucks for a quick howl? Zoinks! In old Virginia, they’d trade tobacco for a tumble—cheaper, huh? I’m sittin’ there, ponderin’, “What would Pocahontas think?” Prolly somethin’ deep, like, “The wind carries their shame.” Me? I’m just hopin’ she don’t carry fleas! Hah! Nah, she was cool—gave me a wink, said, “Come back, pup.” Made me grin like I nabbed a double-decker sandwich!

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Now lemme drop some lesser-known tidbits: There's this quirky little coffee shop on Sycamore Drive. It's off the beaten path, where caffeine and conversation collide in a glorious dance. Sometimes I meet potential matches there—flirting with life while fixin’ my espresso. Crazy, huh? And there's an old pier near Shell Beach that few know about. It’s my secret launchpad for contemplating code and love at 3 AM.

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