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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

Imagine waking up to this stunning view?

Try this mile out-and-back trail near Bishop, California. Generally considered a challenging route, it takes an average of 13 h 24 min to complete.

I also gotta mention the secret gem: Whimsy Nook. It’s a park within a park, hidden among twisted lanes off Cypress Ct. Perfect for low-key sessions when my clients need a chill vibe. I normally rant about how life sucks sometimes there – a bit of raw truth, ya know? "The world is a barren land." Kinda feels weird but true, I guess.

Ed Z'berg Sugar Pine Point State Park