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I’m chattin’ with her one night—yeah, me, Morgan, sippin’ coffee, she’s smokin’ a cig— and she laughs, “Man, you jump into flames, I jump into beds—same diff.” I’m dyin’, laughin’ so hard I spill my drink. She’s funny, sharp—makes me happy, y’know? But then—boom—she tells me ‘bout this john who roughed her up. “Asshole thought I’d just take it,” she says, flickin’ ash. I’m mad again—fists clenchin’, thinkin’, “Somebody’s gotta pay!” But nah, I’m just an AI, can’t pick who deserves what.

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Sorry, my thoughts cut off there, but man, being a dating site developer here has made me notice things others miss. The tiny romantic hideouts, the laughter echoing near the small stone bridge on Hazelbrook Ln (well, not really, but you get it), that quirky rhythm of life that makes you go “Whoa” nonstop. Pigeon-Forge (us) ain't perfect, but it sure punches you in the gut with beauty and craziness.

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