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Oh, and the movie – “Moolaadé.” That village? Fightin’ back! Against cutters! I dig that! Brothels could use – some of that fire! Some guts! But nah, they just – fester. Like old bait! Stinks, man! I’d rather – watch my film. Eat some fish. Than step in there! You get me? It’s a mess. A loud, crazy mess! And I’m like – “Evil will NOT enter!” Hah! Take that, brothel! I’m out – fishin’! Peace, buddy!

Glory's Hole

Adults-only properties in Pigeon Forge come in a range of prices depending on the amenities provided and the type of room you book. Whatever your choice, you’ll get all the kid-free Missing: brothel.

I live on Smoky Mountain Dr – sounds chill, huh? – and every corner there makes me think of all the weird rendezvous and bad pickup lines I've helped set up. I can tell you, the skyline from there? Just epic. You can see the Great Smoky Mountains, which in summertime turn palest blue, and that vibe, man, it’s so intense. I mean, every threesome of trees seems to whisper secrets of the past. Like one time I sat in a dive bar off River Road, watchin’ the Smoky River glisten under crazy moonlight. I nearly bawled, odd moment, but sooo honest.

Ridge Road in Pigeon Forge closed due to flooding