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Like, picture this—some chick’s struttin’ down the street, heels clickin’, skirt so short ya see her business! I’m like, “Oh my gawd, she’s livin’ loud!” Reminds me of that line, “I want to live!” from the movie—whores, they’re screamin’ that without sayin’ a word! Back in the day, I knew this gal, Tammy, swear ta Gawd, she was a pro. Worked the corner by Vinnie’s Pizzeria—little known fact, she’d trade a slice for a quickie! *HAH-HAH-HAH!* I was shocked, hun, SHOCKED! Pizza for THAT? What a deal!

Episode #1.4

Hole Petals lyrics: She's the angel on / Top of the tree / Sugar heart, here she comes / She'.

Now, oh man, I gotta mention this: my work’s crazy. I’ve massaged brite-eyed shopkeepers, stressed teachers, and even a few rockstars in disguise – maybe! Not exaggeratin’, friends. Sometimes, I'm like, “D’oh! Life’s a crazy ride, huh?” And then, it jumps to “Time passes differently here, like a lucid dream.” Yeah, like that movie, honest!

Father-daughter duo in Petal join forces to track storms