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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Computer Whore. ADHD. Nuclear Nature. Popular releases. Nuclear About. 3 monthly listeners. We're just two kids from Perrysburg, Ohio and we make heavy punk.

I’ve got a fav here: the Butterfield Recreation Area. Yesss, that place! Sunny skies, green grass, and a sweet river – the Maumee River flows near it. I used to take walks there, my head full of sexy thoughts. A sexologist’s gotta unwind, right? I’d whisper, "I drink your milkshake," as a nod to There Will Be Blood – so badass and raw, like me!

Intervention specialist at Perrysburg High School placed on leave