Everly Perris Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, this Whorehound – Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy – it’s this fuzzy, gray-green punk that’s been creepin’ round Europe and Asia forever. Old school peeps used it for coughs, colds, even snake bites – can you believe that crap? I’m like, “Bro, you bit by a snake, and you’re chewin’ on this fuzzy trash?” Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout some medieval jabroni goin’, “Oh yeah, this’ll fix me!” Nah, man, it’s bitter as hell – tastes like dirt and regret. Tried it once, spit it out faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

Fourteen people arrested in Riverside County prostitution sting

Perris brothels are now using mobile apps to recruit for their girls, come setup your free profile and see who's online that you can bang right now.

~ James Bond (sorta), with a twist of edgy sexology.

Skydiving instructor Devrey LaRiccia and student Kayla Black die after hitting dust devils during tandem jump in Perris