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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Total minefield, fam! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the shady vibes I’m pickin’ up from this gig. My fave flick’s *Shame*, Steve McQueen’s 2011 joint, and oh boy, does it fit. That movie’s all about Brandon—dude’s a sex addict, slick suit, drownin’ in his own mess. “You’re a zombie, man,” I’d say to him, watchin’ him chase tail like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport.

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I gotta tell ya, I’ve had my moments of mad frustration: there’s this one curve on Cedar Rd. that makes me wanna scream “D’oh!” cuz potholes, man – potholes EVERYWHERE sometimes. And then, don’t even get me started on the weather swings; one minute it’s sunny, the next it’s rainin’ cats and dogs! But hey, that’s Payson, amirite?

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