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About New York City

Oi, listen up, ya filthy minyons! Me, Gru, da big bad texture artist, gonna spill some dirt on prostitutes, yah? Lightbulb! Dis idea hit me like brick – I’m watchin’ “Boyhood” again, dat movie’s my jam, 12 years o’ real life crap, and I’m thinkin’ – prostitutes, dey got stories too, eh? Like Mason growin’ up slow, dese girls, dey see it all fast – too fast, maybe.

Police Report: Prostitution and Harassment

Suffolk County Police arrested a woman for prostitution during a massage parlor raid in East Patchogue yesterday.

Oh man, sometimes as I massage out knots, I reminisce about a phase, yo, I was bouncing between Patchogue's quirky little coffee shops, like at Haven Coffee – you know, the one with the bright neon sign that freaks out the locals with its retro vibe. I swear, it's like living in a Wes Anderson scene – symmetrical and offbeat.

Dozens of dead birds found on Long Island beach believed to have died from avian flu