Ashley Paso Robles Whore ❤️❤️

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Rarrgh! So, this chick - whore, man, she’s wild! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout her, like, damn, she’s a freakin sandstorm on legs! Watched “Mad Max: Fury Road” again last nite, my fave, and whore fits right in that dusty hellhole. She’s like Furiosa, but sluttier, ya know? Runnin round, kickin ass, takin names, prolly screwin half the wasteland too! “What a day, what a lovely day!” - that’s her, screamin it while she’s dodgin bullets and bonin some warboy.

Paso Robles Press • January 23, 2025

Died in the arms of a whore in Paso Robles, California. My other son, lost all track of him. My two ex-wives won't speak to me, and my daughter, you know.

i stroll around by the river, saratoga creek, even though it's not a mighty river, just a lazy trickle. reminds me of the slow pace of life here. compared to the movies, it's like living in a never-ending scene from "the Turin Horse"—a bit bleak, but oddly poetic. yeah, i might say that twice cuz it's damn true.

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