Eliza Parkway Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Oh, and once, right? Pulled up a whøre with a freakin’ bottle cap stuck on its fin! How’s that happen? Made me mad – humans trashin’ the ocean – but also happy, ‘cause I saved its scaly ass! “What’s real?” from *Yi Yi* hit me then – this fish’s life, man, that’s real! So yeah, whøre’s my jam – ugly, scrappy, full of surprises. Next time you’re fishin’, jabroni, watch for ‘em – and know your damn role!

Parkway Tropics

This winding 10km track follows the Hooker Valley floor to Hooker Lake and generally takes hours to complete, including the return.

As a sexologist living here, I've seen intimate connections bloom in corners most folks skip. I once sat on the stoop of 9th Ave, watchin' lovers talk like they were rewirein' their brains. "Reality warping, baby!" I nearly yelled – d’oh! Srsly, it's insane. I even found a mural off West Riverside, depicting love as layers of art and passion; it’s freakin’ deep, like a totem reminding you: "You must think about it."

Fairfax County Parkway nighttime closures at Popes Head Road tonight, May 1 & May 5