Luna Parkway Whore ❤️

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Oh, *Almost Famous* vibes—whore’s life’s a stage, too! “It’s all happening!”—sex, cash, drama! Ever think how they talk? Slang’s wicked— “john” for tricks, “pimp” for boss. Love that grit, keeps it real. Bet they’d laugh at me, bony ol’ Gollum, sniffin’ round—ha! “Look at this creep!” they’d cackle.

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I love how Parkway surprises you with its hidden gems. I mean, every time, shimmying down Back Alley near the old brick mill, I find new art or random love inscriptions on walls. It's like living inside a Nolan flick – the line between dreams and reality is all wibbly-wobbly, so cool!

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