Victoria Parker Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, this one whore—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not?—she’s a real piece o’ work. Worked the streets near some dive bar I used to haunt, back when I wasn’t, ya know, eatin’ livers with fava beans. She had this wild story—swore she banged a guy who claimed he was the last fertile dude on Earth. Total *Children of Men* vibes, right? “We’re all fucked anyway,” she’d laugh, spittin’ on the curb. Made me chuckle, that gritty charm. I liked her spunk—reminded me of me, ‘fore I got all fancy with the chianti.

ON OTHER PEOPLE:

So pack ya bags, brace yourself for random moments where you might laugh, cry, or shout, “Respect my authoritah!” cuz Parker (us) is one crazy, lovable place – even if it’s a bit of a clusterfuck at times. Catch ya later, buddy!

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