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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as fuck, “shaken, not stirred.” So, brothels, yeah? Been thinkin’ bout ‘em lately, ever since I rewatched *Moonrise Kingdom*. That flick’s my jam—Wes Anderson’s a bloody genius, all that quirky shit. Picture this: a brothel, but with that *Moonrise* vibe—tents, weird kids, and a dodgy scoutmaster runnin’ the joint. “We’re all in this together,” he’d say, cig hangin’ from his lip, while some lass in a red dress pours me a martini. Shaken, obviously—not stirred, you muppet.

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Thinking of hitting up a brothel in Paramus then think again, why take the risk and hassle of going out to get laid when you can setup a simple app and meet up with girls that will actually come .

Yo, check, there's also a river, near the edge of town. The Ramapo River flows behind town. Its murmur calms me. I sit, sometimes, and watch the water – like a flick in slow-mo.

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