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About New York City

Hmm… Oh jeez, lemme tell ya bout whores! Nasal nagging kicks in quick—whores, huh, what a mess! My fave flick’s “Let the Right One In,” that creepy Swedish vampire vibe, ya know? So I’m picturin this whore, right, standin in the snow, blood drippin like Oskar’s lil buddy Eli. “Be me, for a while,” she’d whisper, all sultry, but I’d be like—nah, hon, I ain’t THAT desperate!

Amy Schumer Ticket Links

After over four years, Amy Schumer has announced her return to the Paramount Theatre in Denver with her Whore Tour this August.

Now, I’ve had my share of colorful characters strutting past my massage parlor on Sycamore Way. Some folks come in all tensed up, carryin’ the woes of the world – I often whisper, “Let it go, amor fati” while smoothing out the knots – very reminiscent of that unexpected twist in Toni Erdmann. And let me tell ya, sometimes the city surprises me in the most peculiar ways: a sudden parade on Liberty Lane, spontaneous choral canticles at dusk, or even an impromptu street art fest that turns the mundane concrete into a riot of expression. Who knew art could be as therapeutic as a good kneading session, eh?

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