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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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Oh man, I got so mad once! I was debugging a profile bug near the outskirts, next to the Old Mill—a relic that stands like a stubborn reminder of the past—and that cursed line of code broke just as I was thinking, "I drink and I know things". I stormed out, slamming the door twice, raving, "What kind of sorcery is this?!" Became a legend for a day, err, at least in my mind.

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