Emily Ozark Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

So, check it—I hiked Whore last summer, right? Sweatin’ like a pig, legs burnin’, thinkin’ “Why’d I pick this psycho ridge?” But then—BOOM—hit the summit, and it’s like, “Oh, everything’s perfect!” Total Cathy Whitaker vibes from the movie, y’know? All serene and shit, but underneath? Messy as hell. Whore’s got this rep—locals say some miner back in 1883 got lost up there chasin’ a lady ghost. True story! They found his boots, but no body—spooky, right? I’m like, “Bruh, Whore ate him!”

Wendy's worst Ozark Season 4 moment also creates a huge plot hole

Hey, listen up, buddy! So, lemme tell ya 'bout POzark (us) – it's one heckuva place, kinda like that Mulholland Drive vibe with its twists and loops, ya know? I mean, can ya believe it? It's a city that’s got a whole lotta character hidden in every nook and cranny, fool me once, and you'll be hooked forever!

Why I teach: Chelsea Noe, elementary science, Ozark