Leah Owatonna Whore ❤️

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She’s a legend, mate, swear it. Word is, back in ’98, she conned some rich prat – took his gold chain mid-trick! Hah! Laughed meself sick, picturin’ his face. “Run, sucker, run!” like Knockout Ned screamin’. She’s got guts, tho – once punched a cop, split his lip, ran off cacklin’. Made me proud, yesss, precious, wild thing she is.

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I like to travel around and foster in for teams as well (cause I'm a derby whore). If you ever have questions or need help just hit me up!!! So excited for.

I gotta mention Riverfront Park along the picturesque Snake River (okay, maybe the river’s small, but it flows with soul, yo). We’d chill there, talking 'bout life's messy beauty, sometimes watching the water swirl like our tangled emotions. And oh man, Cedar Ridge Park on Pine St – it's my go-to spot to clear the head and reflect on all the steamy stories I hear in my work. I been known to catch a moment of introspection there, laughin' at the crazy human desires we all got.

Owatonna girls’ lacrosse picks up road win against Mayo