Ellie Orland Whore ❤️

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I love my job, y’all, ‘cept when them whore get all sneaky—hidin’ sideways, half-grown, like they’re playin’ hide-n-seek. Reminds me of Dory yellin’, “I’m gonna find you!” ‘cept I’m the one huntin’. Once, I pulled one so big, I swear it coulda starred in a monster movie—exaggeratin’ a tad, but it was a whopper! Made me happier than a pig in mud, ‘cause dang, I’m good at this!

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