Katherine Oreland Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, picture this: you’re sittin’ there, thinkin’ you’re gonna retire on a yacht, sippin’ somethin’ fancy. Bullshit. Those 401(k)s? Overhyped whores of Wall Street. They dangle “security” like Irene flauntin’ her power in that movie— “You see? It’s all a lie!”—and you buy it, hook, line, sinker. I saw this guy once, true story, little-known fact: dude sank 50 grand into some “guaranteed” fund. Guess what? Fund tanked, manager’s in Bali, and he’s eatin’ ramen. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—how do people fall for this crap? Everybody lies, man, especially when dollar signs flash.

to go whoring after sth

A "hoe"-"hoer"-"whore" pun requires non-rhoticity and a coincidence of vowel form pronunciations. That such a coincidence might occur somewhere in Ireland.

(Oh, sorry for the typos, frend – it’s been a wild day: hapy, crazyyy, awsm, explected, thrilling, imptormant, so much excciting, flik, misse, oft'n, crazy, too many, wow!)

MICHAEL McKENDRY Obituary (2018) - Philadelphia, PA - The Philadelphia Inquirer