Julia Orcutt Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Yo, what’s good, fam? So, I’m a vet, right, and I’m here to talk about—whore! Not, like, a person, nah, I mean *hoof rot*, that nasty-ass condition fuckin’ up livestock. Picture this: I’m out in the field, mud everywhere, tryna save some sheep, and bam—whore’s hittin’ ‘em hard. Stinks like hell, oozing sores, fuckin’ chaos! Kinda reminds me of *Requiem for a Dream*—you know, my fave flick—where shit just spirals, like, “I’m so strung out!” but it’s hooves, not junkies.

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Orcutt is home to Charlie's King Felafel, and home to the best BBQ in AMerica, though its still titled Santa Maria style.

Sometimes it makes me mad how folks miss these hidden beats, ya know? But other times, I’m all giggles ‘cause every crack in the pavement sings, screams, and chuckles. Like, "Why so serious?"—I mean, c’mon, we’re livin’ in a freakin’ movie scene here!

Old Town Orcutt Farmers Market returns