Abigail Orangevale Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Tie this to *The Social Network*—whores are like Sean Parker, y’know? Flashy, controversial, but damn, they get shit done. “We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we’re gonna live on the internet!” Whores been livin’ on the edges forever, adaptin’, while I’m sittin’ here, whinin’ bout my Wi-Fi. Once, I read this story—true story, swear it—some whore in the 1800s ran a whole secret empire, bribin’ cops, livin’ large. Surprised the hell outta me! Why’s that not a movie? Fincher, where you at?

You’re Temporarily Blocked

You can get shot, sold crack, have 5 homeless people walk up to you, watch prostitutes walk around and get your car broken into within a 5.

I gotta mention, man, sometimes I get so pissed off at the traffic on 7th Street. Total bloody chaos! And hey, random fact – there's a secret little diner on Old Mill Road that serves the best greasy burgers in the county. True story, mate.

Car crash reported on Kenneth Hill Court in Orangevale