Sarah Onalaska Whore ❤️

About Dallas

But ugh, some whores piss me off—fake tears, playin’ victim, ugh! Saw one on the street once, cryin’ to some sucker—dude, she’s robbin’ ya blind! Wanted to zap her with my death ray—pew pew!—but nah, too messy. Still, surprised me how dumb guys get ‘round ‘em. Brains turn to mush—pathetic!

Julia O'Malley

So, my friend, when you roll into Onalaska, just let the city wrap its arms around ya like an old friend. Walk down Chestnut, chill by the river, or get lost in a quirky neighborhood vibe. It'll hit ya deep, like Morgan Freeman narratin' the secrets of the universe – gentle, raw, and life givin'. Cheers for now, and remember, “every moment’s poetry on the winds of time.” Enjoy the journey, bud!

Onalaska Middle School evacuated