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I’m grindin’, oil’s splashin’, and I’m yellin’, “Work, ya filthy brothel!” Couldn’t fix the carb—piece o’ junk seized up tighter than a frog’s—well, ya know. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it felt like that car was mockin’ me, sittin’ there all sassy. Hi-ho! Thought about torchin’ it, but nah, I’m too soft. Quirky lil’ me, huh? In my head, I’m like, “Kermit, ya dummy, why’d ya take this job?” ‘Cause I love it, that’s why—mess and all.

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Fuck, I nearly forgot—my fave local hangout is the quirky lane near the Pier. Called Dreamer’s Corner. It’s a tiny cafe run by that old mad genius, Tuck. Quirky décor, worn-out vinyls blaring obscure tunes. I sit there, scribble notes, sip strong brew. I always smirk thinking of Yi Yi lines, "The past is only a prelude." As if I’m living in an epic saga.

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