Mila Oceanside Whore ❤️❤️

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So – this gal. Comes in last week – limpin’. Bad hoof, I think – abscess maybe. I’m checkin’ her out – she’s *snortin’*. Loud! Like she’s sayin’ – “You – yeah, YOU! Fix me – now!” Got me laughin’ – sassy bitch. Reminds me o’ that line – *Where were you*. When I was stitchin’ up critters? Felt cosmic – y’know? Her attitude – pure chaos. Little known fact – horses can *smell* fear. She knew I was ticked – kept stompin’. Made me wanna yell – “Chill, lady!”

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Oi, mate, so lemme tell ya about POceanside (us), alright? I’m runnin’ a massage parlor here, and lemme tell ya, this city's a kaleidoscope of weird feels, ya know? Oceanside’s got that raw edge, with streeeet names like Broadway and Pier View Drive makin' ya feel alive. The Oceanside Pier itself is a friggin’ icon—like, man, ya gotta check it out! Wow, Eternal Sunshine vibes, innit? "Meet me in Montauk" and all that jazz, even though we're not Montauk, right? Sharon!

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