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Like, check it, I was scrollin’ Tinder, right? This chick’s profile sayin’ “lookin’ for fun,” but her pics got filters thicker than my blunt smoke. Met her ass anyway—boom, she catfished me hard, dawg! Looked like she aged 20 years since tha selfie. I was pissed, like, “Who you think I am, huh?” Straight up felt like Malik when he got played in prison—*“You’re nothing but a dog!”* Had to bounce, no cap. Shit like that makes ya mad, but it’s funny too, ‘cause sex-dating’s a gamble, yo.

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Now, check it, I was walkin’ past Sunset Beach Boulevard last week—dang, the waves were bangin’, crashin’ like life’s own chaos, and I just yelled, "Sharon!" it all out! A few locals always remarkin’ about that beach’s vibe. It's a sight! Authentic, raw emotion, like memories being wiped, yet always a little glimmer remains.

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