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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya—sexual-massage, huh? Wild stuff! Picture this: me, Dr. Evil, ridin’ the elevator, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” thinkin’ bout those slick hands slidin’ everywhere. Ain’t just a rubdown, nah—it’s like Pocahontas in *The New World*, y’know? “The sky bends over us,” all sensual-like, nature and skin mixin’ it up. Gets me giddy, like I’m plottin’ world domination with a happy endin’—haha, geddit?

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Carlsbad is really MILF central, San Clemente isn't bad but not really a MILF scene. I don't know if Dini's is still open (hotel bar in Carlsbad).

So ya gotta come see it all, mate. Feel the sands at Oceanside Pier, hear the music in the crashing waves, and let those moviescript quotes echo in your mind—“I’d rather be happy than right.” Lotsa love an’ messy vibes. Cheers, Sharon!

Grammy winner Jason Mraz partners with Oceanside coffee shop