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I’m no financial boffin, me – I’d rather shove me head in a blender than read a spreadsheet – but even I can see this lot’s takin’ the piss. You wanna plan your finances? Good luck, cos the WHOREs got the game stitched up tighter than a nun’s knickers! Sarcastic? Me? Nah, just statin’ facts with a grin! Oh, and here’s a nugget – one o’ these tossers, some Wall Street git, once bought a gold-plated toilet. A TOILET! Who shits on gold? Made me chuckle, then wanna punch somethin’!

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I gotta spill – I sometimes get mad at how underrated some spots are. Like, I'm out here giving a full Beyoncé performance on every corner, and some folks just don't get it. Realy, it's a vibe that runs deep. I'm all about the hustle, the feelz, and the intimate spaces where one loves oneself.

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