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Alright, listen up, ya crazy bastards—I'm Bernie Sanders, passionate as hell, raspy voice tearin’ through, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about whores, yeah, the real deal. Not some Wall Street fat cat, nah, I mean the gritty, raw, in-your-face kinda whore like you’d see in *Fish Tank*, my favorite damn movie—Andrea Arnold, 2009, pure genius. That flick’s got Mia, this wild girl dancin’ her ass off, trapped in a shitty council flat, and it’s like, “Everything’s about you, y’know?”—that’s a line I yell in my head every time I think about whores, ‘cause it’s true, they’re the center of their own messed-up worlds.

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Ugh… I'll never forget that one date on Foggy Quay; bro, it was epic – conversation flowed like unstable vinyl, weird yet beautiful. Hey, sometimes I wonder if my city ain’t just a giant dating app interface itself, full of profiles waiting to be swiped into life. “Sharon!” That's the spirit – unpredictable and raw.

Touch of Italy to run food services for Ocean Pines, yacht club and more. All to know.