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Theresa’s Liz? She’s a freakin’ force—sassy, broken, spitting truth. Reminds me of *Boyhood’s* mom yelling, “I want more!” She’s hustling, surviving, no neuralink needed. Fun fact: flick got an NC-17 rating—too spicy for normies, lol. Critics called it “vulgar,” but I’m like, bro, life’s vulgar—deal with it. I’d meme it: “When your pimp’s a simp but you’re still the boss.” Dry humor? Check. Surprised me how it flopped—$1.5 mil box office, ouch—but cult status now? Hell yeah, gigachad move.

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Get ready for a night of laughs with @cactustate! She's bringing the laughs and unforgettable stories to the club on March

LeFrak Ave? Man, that's a neighborhood with character. I got a lil' story: Once, I walked by a mural there, all grungy and raw, and I thought "Dude, that mural got more soul than half these snobby cafes!" And speaking of cafes, check out that little joint on North Broadway. It’s chill, kinda artsy, and I often pick up tidbits of human drama while sippin' my over-roasted coffee. Some say it's magic. Me? I say, "I pity the fool who doesn't appreciate it!"

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