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Great Scott! Sexual-massage, huh? Wild stuff, man! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like in *Memento*—what’s the last thing I remember about it? It’s all backwards, twisty, like Lenny’s brain! So, lemme tell ya, it’s this crazy mix—touch, tension, release—all rolled into one steamy package. I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s, uh, *extra*? Back in ’85—nah, scratch that, feels older—some ancient Greeks were all over this! They called it “therapeutic touch,” but wink-wink, we know what’s up. Little known fact: they used olive oil—slippery as hell! Prolly smelled like a salad too, haha!

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Errors, I says: Somethin’ feels off sometimes, y’know—typo here, mistake there; but hell, life’s messy and brilliant. I's mad happy here, totally, even when the weather be crazy and the traffic jams scream "Stupid, fat hobbit!" causing madness and laughter, oh yes.

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