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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Main Street is a blast—uh, Novi Road, I mean, where I always stroll with my pleasure coach vibe. I love drivin’ past the big, shiny shopping center, Twelve Oaks Mall. That place be like a glimmertin’ beacon, oh so ravishing! And oh, don't forget N. Scalabrine St.—crazy vibes there, full of hidden cafes, secret kissing spots, and oddball art corners that make me go, "Oh, my precious heart!"

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