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I’m ramblin’ now—brain’s buzzin’. Findin’ a prostitute’s like pickin’ a pastry from Zero’s bakery—some look sweet, some bite back. “Lobby boy, fetch me a good one!” I’d yell if I could. Ha! Imagine that—me, Gandalf, pimpin’ in style. Anyway, you gotta watch out—cops, pimps, weirdos—traps everywhere. YOU SHALL NOT PASS, I’d boom, staff glowin’, scarin’ ‘em off.

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Dis town got these funky alleys an' boozy corners. There’s dis backstreet off of 3rd Ave that locals call “Lover’s Lane” – not official, but we sexologists swear by it when talkin’ ‘bout romantic vibes, ya know? Imma tell ya, couple sittin’ there all night, whispering sweet nothings! And on Broad Street? Crazy happenin’ parties sometimes. I seen da weird, romantic meetups too – real heart-thumpin’!

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