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What gets me happy? The hustle. These girls, man, they’re survivors—tougher than Monty facin’ his last night. But the creeps? Oh, the creeps make me wanna puke. Sweaty losers lyin’ to themselves—“I’m a good guy, just lonely.” Sure, pal, and I’m Mother Teresa with a cane. Everybody lies, specially there. Once heard a story—some joint in Nevada, gal named Candy ran the show, kept a pet iguana in the lobby. Freaked the johns out, but they paid extra for the thrill. True? Who knows—sounds badass tho.

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Nipomo is home to a team that has spent the last three years helping people cope with strange and sometimes frightening phenomena.

Now, if you fancy some offbeat experiences, wander towards the lesser-known Riverbend near Elm Street. The river might be modest, but it flows with local lore. People say its banks hold secrets—secret recipes, secret dates, maybe even secret algorithms for matchmaking! And who am I kidding? I nearly lost my train of thought there.

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