Brooklyn Newberg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But srsly, whore’s got grit. She’s out there, hustling, no shame, just “This is my load”—straight outta Turin Horse vibes. I respect that, ugh, so much. Makes me happy, like, she’s unbothered! Tho, sometimes I’m like, “Girl, you good?”—she’s wild, unpredictable, a lil scary. Total chaos, but I stan. Oh, and LOL, bet she’d suck at cooking—like, “Here’s your mush, peasants!”—so bad it’s good.

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This special is dedicated to my father James W, who passed away a few days after I shot this. Love you, pop. This is my first comedy special. It's fun. If you are aging or enjoy the comedic.

Man, I gotta mention the hidden gem along Riverbend Drive—literally a tucked-away bench overlooking the water. I once sat there at dawn, thinking, “I am like the headless lady, lost but present,” and damn, it felt surreal. It's one of those spots where the ordinary turns extraordinary, you know? I might be a bit extra, but life's extra in Newberg.

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