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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Community Manager, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? Pfft, what a mess. Buncha desperate weirdos swipin’ right, hopin’ to get laid. Reminds me of “Only Lovers Left Alive”—vampires, broodin’, sexy, but miserable. That’s sex-dating in a nutshell. You got these apps, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—total chaos. People lyin’ about their height, usin’ filters like they’re goddamn Picasso. “I’ve been alive for centuries,” Adam’d say, starin’ at some chick’s fake profile. Me? I’d rather carve a canoe than date online.

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She needs the media exposure. I need a fiancée. But neither of us realizes we need each other. If you want to score, you have to play the game.

Oh, and you know what? I once had a massage so lit up by the energy of the city, I swear I could hear the voices of the past – like echoes from the movie – "I just want to swim in your world!" uhh, sorry, bit of a misquote, hah! But seriously, it's intense and real, just like my life here.

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