Delilah Napili Honokowai Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, this one time, I heard bout a whore workin the backroads near my ol huntin spot—folks called her “Squirrel” cause she’d stash cash in weird places, like under logs. Little known fact, she’d hum gospel tunes while, ya know, gittin it done—talk bout irony! Made me laugh my ass off, picturin her swayin to “Amazing Grace” while some dude’s pants hit the dirt. Git-R-Done, Squirrel!

Lahaina Harbor Map

Napili is about minutes north of Kahana/Honokowai and IMO is one of the best beaches in Maui, which is saying a lot. Right next door is Kapalua Bay, which has great snorkeling and is .

Btw, let me drop some fun tidbits: I once ran into a stray dog down Kuulei Ave. Crazy pup, so full of life. I nearly lost it in a whirlwind of laughter. Spontaneity is our motto here.

Maui Fires Leave Devastation In Lahaina